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Posted by: pepper spray Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:58 pm
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http://contest.saabohio.com/contestants/309

Go to this page^^ and *fan* me - liking it doesn't get me points it seems.

If you're interested in discounts to Yours Truly, Dunkin Donuts or the Rock Hall, let me know and I'll PM you the QR code to scan. There's some other discounts but I doubt anyone here is planning on buying a $500 suit soon? If you are, you get a free tie at some retailer I've never heard of.

If you don't mind scanning the QR code with your phone, regardless of the discounts, let me know and I'll send it your way.

Pictures of the penguin driving the car coming soon.

Photoshoots also available with the car. I'm willing to troll the hell out of this contest page so long as no rules or laws are violated. I have the car until noon Saturday -if you have some interesting photo ideas, hit me up.

Buenas Noches.


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Posted by: pepper spray Reply with quote Add User to Ignore List
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:04 am
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Ok, let me make this easier:

If you have a smart phone, whip it out and scan this to get free stuff at the Rock Hall, Dunkin Donuts and Yours Truly:



I appreciate the 5 seconds of your life you have given me.


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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:14 am
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Am I missing the edit button or is it gone?

Use this bar code instead - the other one wasn't working.




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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:57 am
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24 hours is how much time is left to earn enough points to become a finalist in a contest to win a new car. Let's not even worry about winning the car...why will no one fan Stiffy? THERE HAVE TO BE MORE STIFFY FANS OUT THERE.

Here are the FACTS:

Stiffy is only competing against 29 people to win a new Saab. She needs to be one of 6 top points earners. The odds are not a one-in-a-million here.

She has only 309 points in the contest so far. Seriously? Stiffy should be KILLING this shit.

She thought if she sent people a QR code to scan, they would think that was fun and that they would like that it got them free stuff. Clearly she underestimated people. Who doesn't like FREE FUCKING COFFEE??

"Fans" actually get her the most points. So fuck the QR code shit anyway.

10 people have fanned Stiffy's contest page- wait, 7 people have fanned it...She fanned herself 3 times from different IP addresses. And 2 fans are her parents.

So Stiffy has 5 fans. 5 FUCKING AWESOME FANS!

STIFFY SHOULD HAVE WAY MORE FUCKING AWESOME FANS!!

So Vote for Stiffy! Become a fan!

http://contest.saabohio.com/contestants/309

Follow that link. Go to the bottom of the page where it says "Become a Fan." Enter an email address. Any email address. Doesn't even have to be yours! Do it twice if you have a second email address. You will not get spammed with emails from Saab - if you do, unsubscribe a-holes. Pretty simple!

Stiffy appreciates you. ♥ ♥ xo *hugz*


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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:46 pm
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I'm a fan... Cool

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I'm a card-carrying Naps fan myself. Smile Thanks!


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